Got youre items? No? Ok Ill wait.
Yeah? Ok, lets begin.
Step 1. Lay down the sheet of paper on a flat, dry surface.
Step 2. Set the 2-liter lid in the middle of the paper.
Step 3. Look through the toilet paper roll at the lid from a 45 degree angle.

Do you see that? No?
Ok lets try it this way, then youll understand.

Step 1. Remove the bottle cap from the paper.
Step 2. With you no.2 pencil write the abbreviation for Lucid S Darqly on the paper.

Now youre starting to get it champ. Way to go!
Ok, now would be a great time to throw away all those useless items I made you gather. Ill wait.

Ok, now then LSD, what is this magical abbreviation?
Magical indeed Timmy!
See as a whole the Lucid and the Darqly come from two different parts of life, Lucid a nickname given many years ago from countless hours of lucid dream experimentation, and Darqly a last name worn in honor of what began as a stop animation endeavor, and ended up as a website, and music project. It all began with The Brothers Darqly, originally founded for art, soon crossed over to music. Borrowing the name style from a bygone era, from two influences: The Brothers Quay, and The Brothers Grimm. This was a symbolic badge worn with the two real life brothers.

You still havent explained the S.

Im getting to that damnit! Timmy just be patient.
Now take all of the information I just gave you, and throw it away… All lies.
Whoa! I hope you didnt really throw them away, we may actually need those a little later on, shh now, dont worry, I wouldnt waste your time twice.
Now lets throw this S back in there and abbreviate.
LSD? Sounds familiar. To understand this further, were going to have to take a small trip. To Germany, where else? All good abbreviations start there!
Lysergsäurediethylamid.
Bless you!
Oh that wasnt a sneeze. Thats German! Common mistake. See this is translated to:
lysergic acid diethylamide
In English, that funny word, made three smaller but similarly funny words.
But thats LAD?
Whoa now, who told you to skip ahead? Were getting there…
Actually, not so much. Honestly theres no reason that Americans abbreviate with the German spelling. Well maybe one, theres is a theory. If you ask me, I think they were on lysergic acid diethylamide when they named it.

Make sense? No? Well I tried. Moving on.
Now we know that the S in LSD is from lysergic acid diethylamide which makes no freaking sense, so now what is the S in Lucid S Darqly stand for?

Nothing, absolutely nothing. It probably makes sense in German. But it was just some cool gothic gimmick, so youd all question it, until you abbreviated it. Then youd be like,ooooh, then youd be like,oooh, and finally youd arrive at,oh.
So whatve we learned today?
Well lets not question everything and just have fun. Maybe relax, eat some LSD. Just dont over-think a nickname, theyre just words Timmy. Just words.
Now, where are your parents? They swore theyd be here by six.

Darqpress Presents:
SIIN
Jan 27th club vibe 9pm $3
Music by:
The Brothers Darqly
Strictures SSS
xXRx
Malkontent
Stygian

Fetish by trickster, sandy
Bondage, fire, medical themed evening, the drop dead dames, photo booth, audience participation.
Prizes for those dressed in medical themed attire.